Your humble columnist at this "comparatively low-traffic site" is back from a week in Phoenix. I must admit 60 degrees in Seattle is more pleasant than the 108 degrees when I flew out of Sky Harbor — including that big, twisty scream-inducing bump on the 737 as we tried to climb out of the heat.
I spent most of my time in tolerant, diverse central Phoenix. But outside that bubble, the forces of Peak Crazy kept trying to extract ever more madness. Secretary of State Ken Bennett kept Arizona as a national laughing stock (at least among the "liberal elites," read sane people) by pledging to make Hawaii come clean about the president's birth certificate. The Washington Post, read by people who make decisions about deploying capital and quality assets, thought Arizona's witlessness worthy of an editorial. Hawaii, a state for those of you who were home-schooled in the East Valley, turned the tables and is forcing Bennett to prove his bona fides to even ask. The mockery of Arizona's No. 2 elected official continues. But this did not prevent Sheriff Arpaio — who should be in jail — from sending a "threats unit" deputy to investigate in the Aloha State — something to please the "Valley" blue-hairs who vote. Where is Steve McGarrett when we need him? Bennett's antics are more than an embarrassment, more than pandering. He is the official who will preside over the elections. The secretary of state should not be a partisan office (but Jan Brewer used it just that way in 2004, also chairing the Bush re-election campaign in Arizona).
The "information center" has run off the majority of its best, most experienced journalists. One still there is Dennis Wagner, who reported what should be a national blockbuster on Sunday about the Pinal County Sheriff's Office stockpiling surplus military equipment and selling it off to private parties. This is no Babeu boo-boo, but a story that raises troubling questions about how the Military Industrial Complex is infiltrating law enforcement, with the added and sadly typical Arizona corruption thrown in.
Any takers?
Speaking of the Mormons, it's a laff-riot to see national stories about Arizona being in play in the presidential election. The calculus is simple and merciless: The Mormons vote, the "Mexicans" don't. Match Romney. I had cocktail conversations with a number of friends who lamented the state of the state. But these are the same talks we were having over drinks a decade ago. I'm tempted to say nothing changes, but in fact it does get worse. Back then, we had St. Janet and the "sensible center." Now it's all Kooks all the time. Until primary turnout rises, the Democratic Party gets a clue and Hispanic voting increases, this is Arizona.
The white-right will only be more hysterical to cling to power and privilege with the landmark Census report that non-Hispanic white births are now the minority in America. Anyone who thinks this portends a massive political shift, hasn't been paying attention to Arizona. Yes, sad to say my home state is the Appalachia of the 21st century, but politically it is California. In other words, it is the national trend-setter. Madness wins elections, especially in a nation headed to a very bad place. Barry Goldwater said he would be remembered as a liberal. The time may come when Jon Kyl and John McCain are remembered as liberals in the rightward careen of American politics.
Riding light-rail is a pleasure (WBIYB — I heard people saying this little slogan at book signings). Less pleasurable is the unchanging landscape of blight and empty land in Phoenix. Every time I ride light-rail in Seattle, new developments are going up along the line. Not in Phoenix. I spent some time at CityScape, and my opinion hasn't changed: Too suburban, inward-facing and a disappointment (to say the least) architecturally. Still, I hope it makes it. Central Phoenix seems way over-restauranted. Does anybody think all the chains at 7th Ave. and McDowell will be around in a year in a place with so few well-paid jobs? What's missing, to repeat myself, are practical businesses. I think of just a few within convenient walking distance downtown here in Seattle: Payless Shoes, Radio Shack, Aaron Brothers art supplies, nail salons, map store, beauty products, luggage shop, comic-book store (and this is not even in the central shopping district). The big problem is that while one may find these in Phoenix, they all require substantial driving. None are on light rail. The lack of critical mass, with businesses side-by-side right up on walkable sidewalks, is a huge liability. So is the lack of business intensity. Why are the prime locations facing Jefferson in the Luhrs block empty? Remembering all the businesses that once were downtown or lining Central all the way to Camelback is painful — they're almost all gone.
People like Greg Stanton. My sources are uniformly positive about the new mayor. The right-wing only has three council votes. Too bad the Legislature keeps making it more difficult for cities to solve their problems.
In a rational society, those days of 105 or above in May, along with several wildfires, would have constituted a moment of clarity. This is Arizona's future. Anybody talking about it? All along the light-rail line on Central, I see rocks thrown down. God Damned Rocks. Stop it! Central Phoenix needs shade trees and oases of grass. There's the pitiful Steele Indian School Park, surrounded by banked land crying for some investigative reporting (why didn't the federal government just sell the entire Indian School parcel to the city for $1 as has happened in times past; this was public land, but somebody has not only made private profits but is creating ongoing blight through land banking). It lacks the scores, even hundeds of shade trees needed. Same with the deck park. Encanto Park lost many large trees from one of the big, likely climate-change but definitely local warming driven storms in recent years. Has the city planted a new generation of trees? If you move into the historic districts, do not put down desert landscaping, much less rocks. Note how tony Arcadia and north-central have preserved their shade islands. It's especially pathetic to see shrubs planted in the rock-fields, dying from the radiated heat. Where one can't do grass, just let it be dirt. Water is an investment, and if central Phoenix doesn't take it, the water will just be used for crapola lakes in crapola subdivisions out on the fringes.
For all the boosterism one reads of, I didn't pick that up on the ground. There's still a feeling of economic depression, which, combined with the growing political madness, makes for some sober conversations. Members of the Resistance continue to perform heroic civic acts. But it's not just uphill. The hills keep rising. The lack of stewards with money who are committed to the city is a huge liability. So is the retrograde policy environment in everything from economic development to education. One civic leader worried about the rising underclass and asked, how can "they" — the white-right Kookocracy — not see how this is holding Arizona back? It's a good question. But they seem to want things this way. A woman asked me if I "saw any hope for Phoenix." I continue to see great hope — but only if it and the state turn from the trajectory of backwardness and extremism that are now Arizona's substantive (not image) problem.
I hate the sheep.
I hate the silent majority.
I hate the minorities who don't vote.
I hate dead weight.
Lazy stupid bastards.
We care. We vote. We try.
But, in the end, we'll sink from their useless weight.
Posted by: AZRebel | May 22, 2012 at 05:24 PM
EVERY single kook serving as an elected official in Arizona is in position due to LOW VOTER TURNOUT.
Low voter turnout lets small, motivated groups get their people in.
Who are their people: dumb, uneducated, easily manipulated dunces who are clueless of the damage they are doing to our state.
Arizona is a train wreck, a circus sideshow. It just keeps getting worse.
Posted by: AZRebel | May 22, 2012 at 09:22 PM
Clean Elections and Term Limits. 90% of the problems come from those two things.
Posted by: Bryan | May 22, 2012 at 10:31 PM
It's because the Movers And Shakers(TM) here would rather be kings and queens over a pile of desiccated dirt and wretched paupers scratching desperately to eke out a living in it than prosperous people living among working class people who have a decent standard of living. The latter is not as fun for them. Seriously, I've been to their mansions in Paradise Valley and the various Foothills. The air conditioning is heady there. As is the myopia.
Posted by: Faye | May 22, 2012 at 10:49 PM
"I continue to see great hope — but only if it and the state turn from the trajectory of backwardness and extremism that are now Arizona's substantive (not image) problem."
"But these are the same talks we were having over drinks a decade ago."
See ya in ten years.
Posted by: Searching Chaotically | May 23, 2012 at 05:06 AM
But Rob Robb tells us in today's paper that our kookiness isn't so bad. We are still a nose better than the islands of intelligentsia.
Some days I so want to move!
Posted by: TKA | May 23, 2012 at 06:46 AM
Low voter turnout helped Arizona get Ev Mecham back in the 1980s - that plus a three way race. As long as Brewer and Sheriff Joe are Arizona's face to the world, there is no hope. We're happy to be proud Arizona exiles.
Posted by: Terry Ballard | May 23, 2012 at 09:44 AM
The smart money is on Arizona's ex-pats.
Posted by: Slipped Chains | May 23, 2012 at 09:45 AM
Robb cites the city of Phoenix to exemplify why things aren't so nutty here. He carefully avoids mentioning the Legislature or the Maricopa or Pinal Sheriff's offices.
Posted by: Faye | May 23, 2012 at 09:56 AM
Don't forget, Janet Napolitano lied to cover up for Arpaio, as I reported in Harper's in 2001: http://barrygrahamauthor.com/arpaio
Posted by: Barry Graham | May 23, 2012 at 09:58 AM
Oh wait, on second reading I see that Robb did touch on the lege and county craziness briefly. Very briefly.
Posted by: Faye | May 23, 2012 at 09:59 AM
Did I just read of the term "Peak Crazy"? If so, the events and circumstances Jon describes read like a "Can You Top This?" game. The legislature has only about a 30% approval rating . . and probably sinking. Sec. of State Bennett just toasted his career. With each successive public defecation, we may be moving closer to the point where more rational voters say ENOUGH! Or is this my Alice in Wonderland routine yet again?
Posted by: morecleanair | May 23, 2012 at 11:18 AM
morecleanair,
Unless I am mistaken you are a current or former resident of Fountain Hills. Your neighbors gave us Kavanaugh. Now they've elected his wife as mayor of Fountain hills.
You tell us, what the hell is wrong with the folks in FH??????????????????
I'm in Mesa, my answer is easy, the Mormons intend to take over the world. That is what cults do.
Posted by: AZRebel | May 23, 2012 at 11:32 AM
Posted by: Petro | May 23, 2012 at 11:52 AM
Reb: Kavanagh typifies what's wrong with the NE Valley, who elected him. Fountain Hills typifies the Midwest transplants who brought their political baggage along with their golf clubs and Barcaloungers. Many good and decent souls among them . . and lots of volunteers, but they tend to be old and set in their ways. Some glimmers of light in the recent smack-down of the Tea Party, but the geezer factor remains. I AM one and should maybe be more respectful of what they've already contributed to our country.
Posted by: morecleanair | May 23, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Mr. Talton wrote:
"Your humble columnist at this "comparatively low-traffic site..."
Well, isn't it? No need to be humble, though. For my part, I'm here because of the high quality of the blog's writing (style and content), the discernment and frankness of its creator, the unique sensibilities and emphasis, the combination of local and national topicality, and the unusually high proportion of literate and informed commenters. Why strive to be McDonalds?
Posted by: Emil Pulsifer | May 23, 2012 at 01:51 PM
Robb's column would be more impressive if it didn't essentially boil down to one, irrelevant non-sequitur: Arizona's Republican-dominated state political scene is not moonhowling crazy, because metropolitan Phoenix attracted large numbers of immigrants from 2000 until the recession in 2007, and as a result enjoyed significant economic growth from construction and retail, as well as other sectors indirectly benefitting from population growth (e.g., health care).
Immigration from other states (and Mexico) has dried up to a trickle, at least for the time being.
Robb's claim that "Phoenix ranks fifth among the big cities in the raw number of jobs added since the end of the recession and second in the percentage of job growth" would be great news if true, but unfortunately it isn't.
According to an On Numbers analysis of U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics data for the top 100 largest cities in America, from February 2008 to February 2012, and concentrating on private sector jobs, Phoenix ranked nearly dead last (98th of 100) in raw numbers of jobs, -158,700 (yes, that's a minus sign), and almost as bad in terms of the percentage change, with -9.57 percent (93rd of 100).
I've set the link for page four of the database (Phoenix is there) but the entire 100 cities are listed on four pages:
http://www.bizjournals.com/bizjournals/on-numbers/scott-thomas/2012/04/texas-and-pittsburgh-set.html?appSession=81794969138429&RecordID=&PageID=2&PrevPageID=&cpipage=4&CPISortType=&CPIorderBy=
Posted by: Emil Pulsifer | May 23, 2012 at 02:23 PM
P.S. I thought I'd post a copy of the Robb rebuttal to his column. Any objection to the duplication, AZRebel?
http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/opinions/articles/2012/05/22/20120522robb0523-wacko-state-image-bit-exaggeration.html
Posted by: Emil Pulsifer | May 23, 2012 at 02:36 PM
Robb also reported that "from 2000 to 2010, average wage growth in the Phoenix area was 32 percent, not qualitatively different from the big-city average of 34 percent" and that "wage growth in Phoenix exceeded that in other places we are told are our betters in attracting high-wage jobs, such as Denver; Portland, Ore.; and Seattle".
However, an On Numbers analysis of U.S. Bureau of Economic Analysis data over this period shows Maricopa County ranked 715 out of the top 1,000 major counties, in a table ranking counties with the highest average wage per job over the period from 2000 to 2010. Maricopa County's annual rate of change in average wage growth over this period was just 2.77 percent.
http://www.bizjournals.com/bizjournals/on-numbers/scott-thomas/2012/03/dc-is-no-1-in-wage-growth-over-past.html?appSession=101394972136497
While it's true that county and metropolitan data are not identical, I'm out of time this Internet session.
Posted by: Emil Pulsifer | May 23, 2012 at 03:00 PM
Kudos to Emil for calling out a familiar "William Bill" tactic: Using percentage growth in incomes. It's meaningless when applied to a relatively low base that has expanded relatively rapidly by population growth. Metro Phoenix badly trails its peers in income, however measured. And somewhat better purchasing power of some things — but not gasoline and many others — does not make up the difference. Arizona incomes have been below the national average since the 1980s, a big change from the decades before that.
Posted by: Rogue Columnist | May 23, 2012 at 03:06 PM
I forgot to note that the Maricopa County growth rate in average annual wages from 2000 to 2010 was not adjusted for inflation. The annual rate of change in average wage growth in this period was 2.77 percent, but the annual average inflation rate was 2.57 percent. So, the real (inflation adjusted) annual rate of change in wage growth during this period was 0.20 or essentially flat.
http://inflationdata.com/inflation/inflation_rate/currentinflation.asp
Posted by: Emil Pulsifer | May 23, 2012 at 08:19 PM
Well, while the Phoenix jobs data I linked to does cover the period since the recession, it doesn't specifically cover just the period since the END of the recession. I'm having terrible problems with online access in the Phoenix Public Library system, so just wasted the better part of an hour.
Perhaps someone can find this data. Meanwhile, here is a possible lead -- no time to check it out, except that Phoenix seems to be 25th out of 100 in "share of total private jobs" since June of 2009:
http://datatools.metrotrends.org/charts/metrodata/CESMap_files/CESMap.cfm?statids=30,29
Posted by: Emil Pulsifer | May 23, 2012 at 08:54 PM
P.S. I expect to be out of town tomorrow and will have limited online time tomorrow only at night, if any.
Posted by: Emil Pulsifer | May 23, 2012 at 08:56 PM
Rogue,
Is it really better in Seattle? I know politically it is light year's better, but can one really afford to retire here? Having spent too many years in Arizonastan, we may be stuck here with our puny pensions. How is the affordability if one is not a technocrat?
Posted by: TKA | May 24, 2012 at 06:31 AM
On the subject of GROWTH:
I had developed an abnormal "growth" on my arm. The doc excised it and now all I have is a scar and a sobering reminder about how I got it. Too bad we can't apply the same therapy to some of our misadventures in the exurbs! (Am reminded that before the crash Maricopa was billing itself as "The New Scottsdale".)
Posted by: morecleanair | May 24, 2012 at 08:19 AM
Totally agree. If we could have a buttectomy to remove Maricopa county, we would be left with a great state.
Posted by: AZRebel | May 24, 2012 at 08:36 AM
TKA,
I don't advocate leaving Arizona. If it hadn't been clear to me I couldn't get work, I'd still be there. I do advocate learning how to fight back effectively against the white/right.
As for Seattle, we chose it among eight or so cities that had the assets we wanted. Among them: A real downtown, nice people, diversity, a diverse economy, lots of transit and trains, culture, literacy. You get what you pay for. So I have a condo, not a 2,500-square-foot house. I don't need a car.
Another city might fit someone else.
Posted by: Rogue Columnist | May 24, 2012 at 08:54 AM
One can live most any where if willing to adapt.
Says The Man Who Gave Up Money.
Posted by: cal Lash | May 24, 2012 at 09:15 AM
ON SUBJECTi
I once worked for a person that you could give two pages on a subject and he would give you back one page that said the same thing with more clarity!
Posted by: cal Lash | May 24, 2012 at 09:20 AM
This blog is not McDonalds.
It's the Carl's Jr. jalapeno cheese burger of blogs.
We go our own way, we cause gas, indigestion, and heartburn.
If you have a weak dispositon, go hide under your mama's dress.
and give me that burger with onion rings and a jack & coke.
That's just for breakfast. We'll discuss lunch later.
Posted by: AZRebel | May 24, 2012 at 11:50 AM
Poor Maricopa, they wanted to be Scottsdale, but ended up a dry, dusty version of Wasilla. Not even the Palins want to live there anymore. BTW, has the queen ever visited her stucco in No. Scottsdale?
Has Maricopa Co. become to big to fail? Should we break up these ridiculously huge counties into something manageable? Yes I say!
Posted by: eclecticdog | May 24, 2012 at 03:15 PM
Azrebel, me thinkith U need a large dark stout, cold.
wanna do lunch in your berg?
Posted by: cal Lash | May 24, 2012 at 03:43 PM
Does Timothy Egan read this blog?
http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/05/24/total-eclipse/
Posted by: AWinter | May 24, 2012 at 08:09 PM
More time-wasting nonsense from the Mesquite Branch of the Phoenix Public Library. It's been three weeks since they "upgraded" their computers and they work so poorly that I spent most of my time being shuttled from computer to computer, just trying to see if basic things like Yahoo email function properly.
No amount of complaints seems to result in an intervention by competent adults.
I have no time tonight to respond to anything, not even AZRebel's "gas" (his term) in the previous thread regarding population control and talking; much less to research Robert Robb's statistical smoke and mirrors to figure out exactly how the tricks were done, then compose a solution and post here after (hopefully) editing and proofreading. Nor any of my other little projects.
This is what is known as a "denial of services" attack.
Posted by: Emil Pulsifer | May 24, 2012 at 08:48 PM
"cal Lash" wrote:
"Azrebel, me thinkith U need a large dark stout, cold. Wanna do lunch in your berg?"
Isn't he supposedly already zoned-out on "margs" and aren't you supposedly a teetotaler?
Also, why do you write your first name with a small "c"? Are you some sort of imitation? Is that your way of advertising it? I'm beginning to see your fascination with Blade Runner. And what do you have against writing "you" instead of "U"? You save exactly one keystroke, including the shift-key stroke necessary to get a capital "U".
Posted by: Emil Pulsifer | May 24, 2012 at 08:53 PM
P.S. "thinkith U" = 11 keystrokes including the shift and the space; "think you" = 9 keystrokes.
Posted by: Emil Pulsifer | May 24, 2012 at 08:55 PM
uh oh
Posted by: Petro | May 25, 2012 at 09:24 AM
"I don't advocate leaving Arizona."
I, however, do. Self sort. If you still have the capacity to think, then leave Arizona at the earliest possible moment. Do not delay.
Posted by: Sorta Consummate | May 25, 2012 at 12:04 PM
Sorting is bad, whether self-imposed or inflicted from above.
Posted by: Petro | May 25, 2012 at 12:10 PM
So, you stand with the "sorting is bad" crowd? :)
Posted by: Sustenance Chase | May 26, 2012 at 04:13 PM
>>Clean Elections and Term Limits. 90% of the problems come from those two things.
Term limits may be part of the problem. Clean Elections has nothing to do with it. St. Janet would not have been elected without CE. And our Corporation Commission would never have enacted aggressive (for AZ) renewable energy and conservation standards.
Gerrymandered legislative districts and the disappearance of moderate Republicans--not just in AZ, but across the country where Clean Elections are not a factor-- are to blame. If you think the legislature would be more moderate had the Chamber handpicked the candidates you're fooling yourself. (This is what we had prior to Clean Elections.) The Chamber has been complicit in the rise of the Tea Party. As long as they are able to raid the state and federal treasuries they are happy with the looney tunes crew. When the schools and health care go to hell they complain (a la Craig Barrett) that they'd never choose to locate a new company in AZ. Remember hearing his loud protests when special interest tax giveaways were paid for by slashing education and quality of life investments? Right. Neither do I.
Also--readers here need to catch up with what's going on with the Latino electorate. An effort by a coalition called One Arizona to turn out low-propensity Latino voters in 2010 resulted in bumping turnout within that group by 90,000 votes statewide. These are folks that previously only voted in presidential years. What motivated them? A reaction against SB 1070 and it's attendant elevation of StormFront types. Many of these same voters turned out in record numbers in the Phoenix city elections in 2011. Danny Valenzuela's district saw turnout *quintuple* thanks to Latinos. (Check out the article in Time Magazine a couple of months ago.)
With the new district lines and an energized Latino electorate, the 2012 election could deliver surprising shifts at the legislature. Overcoming the Mormon identity-politics vote will be an uphill battle for President Obama. But watch what happens in other races.
Posted by: Linda Cafe | May 27, 2012 at 11:58 AM
Posted by: Petro | May 27, 2012 at 03:20 PM